Presentations R Overrr, "Kurung Ajar punya Cina"

Like the title said, I'm done with the freaking presentations! No more memorizing bloody words that makes no sense to you, no more 15% this, 20% that. You can just take that shit and shove it up your.. well, you know what. So there's still exams, so what? Screw the exams, at least it's individual, no more long ass meetings where you sit there wishing to get this done and get your ass home!!!



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's time to relax, as my friend Joseph would put in. And indeed so, I'm probably going to blast zombie brains out in my Xbox, or perhaps start Guitar Hero'ing. Screw Scriptwriting, screw it billionfold.

On the side note, we had our ICA4 movie showcase today, my video was last, and that saved me the embarrassment of watching Ryan dancing to Thriller while laughing at the others. I got 70% as a final grade, another B.

B B B B B, I have never gotten an A in this semester, whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy

Also, I think I screwed up my Business Presentation and the Question and Answer segment. I read my lines like a railroad train going off the tracks and got stumped to death in Question and Answer.

Future tip: Never be the marketing analyst for your projects, or you will be gang raped by numerous definitions of marketing, and that is not pleasant at all.


My lecturer rephrased the whole goddamn question into one thick web of nonsense, which I could not clearly grasp. All I could do was to stare at his face and nod, nod and nod. Until he told me that his main goal was to make me admit my mistake during the presentation did I realize what was his point.

But you know what, screw it. It's over and done. Im no longer feeling the urge to pee everytime I think about Business Presentations. It's done, DONE!

As for the second sentence in my title, you're probably thinking I'm racist. But actually, it's a quote from a movie our lecturer showed us. Where a Chinese guy, in a rage, steps and breaks a neighbour's plant pot on purpose. The neighbour, obviously Malay, comes out and questions the Chinese guy on breaking his pot plant, which the latter responds by simply walking away.

Thus, the Malay neighbour shakes his head and goes "Kurung Ajar punya Cina". Especially with his sadface, songkok and sarong around his legs. It's hard to understand the humor behind it, you have to be there to understand.


Or perhaps if you still think I'm racist, then I will simply go "Kurung ajar punya Cina" on you. Lololololololololololololol